I just dont get it, he says. Please explain to me why today you have to look like a Himalayan goathered? Its not as if were going anywhere, er, fashionable. Do you really think the shelf stackers in Sainsburys will beimpressed? On and on he goes, poking fun at my wardrobe, from my long, faux-fur Ruffo boots (Have you met my girlfriend? Shes half-woman, half-horse) to my floor-sweeping, black Ann-Demeulemeester coat (So the nun look is very in now, is it?). He has an aversion to all things cnceptual, like my Hamish Morrow holographic-sequined dress (Ah-ha! Queen of the Vulcans!), Thanks to Mr. Silman of the house Dior Homme introduced all men about town recovering from SDD (Style Discrepancy Disorder and yet all girls whos suffering from such abuse!
